🎯 WELCOME TO CHRIS SAJNOG’S TACTICAL SUPPORT BUNKER

This is where problems come to die… or at least get properly triaged by my smokin'-hot wife, Melissa.

🛠️ NEED HELP? LET’S GET YOU SQUARED AWAY…

Before we can get you logged in, give you access to your product, or (hopefully not) cancel your membership... wait, maybe you're here to upgrade instead (I vote for that!) — you’ll need to log in or register (for free!) to submit a support ticket.

💡 WHY REGISTER?

Because trying to help you without an account is like clearing a room blindfolded.
Sure, it can be done… but there’s gonna be damage.

When you register (remember, it’s free), Melissa gets:

  • 🧠 Context to actually solve your issue instead of guessing
  • 📜 A log of every ticket, reply, and awkward typo
  • 🎯 A faster way to help you without emailing back, “Who is this again?”
  • 🔄 A way to follow up that doesn’t involve smoke signals or Gmail searches
  • 📋 And you get No spam. Mostly because... I never them!

It’s the smart, tactical move — and hey, you might even unlock faster support than our Center Mass Group members. (Just kidding… they do get priority support. Another vote to upgrade!)

🔓 UNLOCK TACTICAL SUPPORT ACCESS: